Okay obviously this is record is not $25,000 - the price has been set like that so the item remains on the shop and won't disappear yet (unless you are outrageously, Lamborghini-level wealthy, in which case go ahead and take this item to checkout!).
This is the last copy of a vinyl record that is often asked about, and we found a copy of it in our merch storage locker. So we are going to run this as a silent auction/raffle and it's gonna work like this: if you would like to buy this record, send an email to email@example.com with subject line "magician EP" and the price you'd like to pay. At the end of 24 hours we will be calculating the MODAL AVERAGE of all the prices (which means the price which occurred the most within the data set). I think that's a fair way to assess the market value of the item without excluding anyone by way of skewed menial averages from people who are able to send larger offers. Once we've settled on the price, we will draw names from the emails which came in, notify the winner, and they will be able to purchase the record.
And once again, I'd like to stress: if you are outrageously, Lamborghini-level wealthy, please just go ahead and add this item to your cart, checkout, and make our friggin year, cuz it's been a tough one financially, tbh 🙃